Tell a lie about yourself

i totally understood what you just said

No really how did you know?(Sarcastic)

this is the tell a lie forum. so you know, obviously everything is lies. and i'm starting to think you're a very sarcastic person JoB(not a lie)

I don't have a headace right now

I dont want any beer right now

i loathe oral sex.

I'm George Bush.

I councuqred the World

i conquered the galaxy AND the world

I know your account pasword

i know where you live

I know were you keep your donkey

I shaved a bear

i own a bear and a donkey

And i own catapult and A War Elephant

i suck at archery.

i am kaiser soze.

I'm not a fan of 80s music 😐

i didn't just apologize for something i didn't do just so we'd stop arguing. 😬

I just didn't make my husband go out at 10pm to pick up pizza.