Tell a lie about yourself

I laughed hard a few minutes ago

I not supposed to be working

i don't want to kill the dogs right now after eating the post.

I didn't really enjoy the steak barm I just ate 🙄

I dont love the sexiest person on earth.

I never hurt or wear my heart on my sleeve sometimes.

I'm not hungry.

Originally posted by screwtheroses
I never hurt or wear my heart on my sleeve sometimes.

I dont think she is ever feisty, nor can she turn me on 😱

I have had sex in the last year.

I dont have a headache

I know what I want to do with my life.

I'm okay.

I'm not procrastinating my Beatles paper at all.

I am not confused

I know exactly why those idiots vandilised my backyard fence Thanksgiving morning.

I am not aggravated

I just gave it to a hooker in the pooder.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I dont have a headache

me neither

I hate the movie "Snatch."

Not annoyed by Twilight fangirls.