Tell a lie about yourself

Started by Kirikaze Fuuma146 pages
Kirikaze Fuuma Kaze no Soldier

I can manipulate reality.

gefallen_engel Beautiful Disaster

Im not nervous about leaving

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I am a firestarter

Impediment Endless

I have a small penis.

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Impediment is my daddy

Kirikaze Fuuma Kaze no Soldier

I don't have a dream.

gefallen_engel Beautiful Disaster

Im not bored

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Billie welded my door shut

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Johnny farted

Kirikaze Fuuma Kaze no Soldier

I can't fall in love

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Anne makes me sick

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Anne makes me sick

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lie of the century!!!

Kirikaze Fuuma Kaze no Soldier

I never lie

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Originally posted by gefallen_engel
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lie of the century!!!

QFT 😱

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

I hate porn

Baylin Back in story!

I really don't want to be naughty and bone a woman at work who really doesn't want me to bone her...

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

My best friend's girlfriend's cousin's sister is in love with me

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

I love it when I stub my toe REALLY hard on a door frame.

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I hate comedies

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

i was born in the year 2296