Comic Characters You Wouldn't DARE to Piss Off....

✅ Alfred has his greener shotgun and May has rock cakes...........

Midnighter. Thanos would just vaporize me. That I could handle. MN'er can make your life hell, and decapitate you enough to make you feel so much pain you wish you were dead.

The Joker ..... Look what happened to the Royal Flush gang ! 🙂

Krypto

Blade and Punisher

Punisher, Blade, Thor, War Machine, and about any Marvel hero. Another big one is Toxin. eep. *shrinks*

One person I would love to piss off because he wouldn't do anything to me is Superman. I'd stand on top of a building with a Venom t-shirt on with a megaphone calling him a dick, asking him about his super-mathmetical skills when he can't even multiply, and remind him of the fact that although I don't have super-everything, at least I can make babies with my woman.

Wow. I just read over that and realized how bad that looks. I have the sudden urge to go to confessional, and I'm not Catholic.

One person I would love to piss off because he wouldn't do anything to me is Superman. I'd stand on top of a building with a Venom t-shirt on with a megaphone calling him a dick, asking him about his super-mathmetical skills when he can't even multiply, and remind him of the fact that although I don't have super-everything, at least I can make babies with my woman.

Wow. I just read over that and realized how bad that looks. I have the sudden urge to go to confessional, and I'm not Catholic.

Vader.

The molecule man, Deathstroke, Sabretooth, Atom Smasher.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Krypto

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Aunt May. She has her upper (hidden) body strength.

^ and she wouldn't bake anymore cookies.

I'd have to go with midnighter too. He just enjoys causing pain too much.

Doom.

Punisher and HULK

Hulk would just smash you. I wouldn't be scared if he was after me - I doubt that he would ever find me if I hid.

Punisher, on the other hand, could devise some crazy and painful shit. Like the stuff he did to Nicky Cavella.

I wouldnt be csraed of Namor... I've called him Spock enough times to know he's a wuss!

Originally posted by Scoobless
Krypto

Originally posted by Knightfall93
I wouldnt be csraed of Namor... I've called him Spock enough times to know he's a wuss!

Nobody even mentioned Namor.

Now you are just trolling for the sake of trolling.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
I wouldnt be csraed of Namor... I've called him Spock enough times to know he's a wuss!

Yeah, because you're able to lift a submarine, or knock the Hulk around so hard that he reverts to Bruce Banner. I would just looooove to see Batman do that, since you obsess over him. Guess what? Aquaman is a Namor ripoff! Spock stole his ears from Namor! Also, Namor would tear you in half and serve you with a Batman Casserole with a side of Nightwing, and a Robin Rhubarb Pie for desert. Dick.