ROTJ Luke vs Han Solo

The place..... The Mos Eisley Singles Bar

The Contestants... Jedi Luke and Ladies man Han

The Game... Pick up the most hot alien babes

Who wins... jedi mind trick or scoundrel charm?

Han Solo

WTF?

Han! That vato is a pimp.

Luke is a b*tch.

Han taps more @ss in 5 min then Luke does. Cause Han is pimp-mo-flex and Luke, upon getting to Mos Eisley, would attempt to live his life long dream: To pick up Some Power Converters. Luke gets distracted by the new TXR-1011-B Power Converter models and Han pimps dat shit up.

Han pWns

What he said, only without all the strange pseudo science explanations in it. Han just pwns.

The Anomaly is a gangsta 😎

Haha...pimp-mo-flex...

If Luke were using Jedi Mind Tricks, he'd have to find the dumb chicks. Han would pick up every girl, Luke would be stuck with the dumb ones...

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Han taps more @ss in 5 min then Luke does. Cause Han is pimp-mo-flex and Luke, upon getting to Mos Eisley, would attempt to live his life long dream: To pick up Some Power Converters. Luke gets distracted by the new TXR-1011-B Power Converter models and Han pimps dat shit up.

Han pWns

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
WTF?

luke has a small penis, simple as that

And only you would know.

Originally posted by Arker
And only you would know.

yes, lets just say ive had a couple "encounters" with luke

oh and leaia knows too

Ewww... This thread is discusting

Niether of them would win cause Samuel l. jackson in all his Black big genital glory would come and steal all the chicks. The...well...you know the saying. Once you go black you never go back. 😎

Because he is Shaft. And he uses his 'shaft'. Is that a coincidence?

since when mace was in this duel,han would go pimp mode , pick up some chicks ,,, Luke would ge antimanish and buy some droids and date dem

What the hell? han isn't even a pimp. he's just ruggishly charming..or so my sister says... Mace would take this and he isn't even in the competition. Han would go around asking Chicks and they'd be like: Sorry, bu wants you go black you never go back." Han would be sad because he would never be as good as Mace "Mr.Nookie" Windu. then he would kill himself.

Originally posted by Blaxican_Jedi
Niether of them would win cause Samuel l. jackson in all his Black big genital glory would come and steal all the chicks. The...well...you know the saying. Once you go black you never go back. 😎