tell the truth about your self...

Started by Baylin4,912 pages
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I want some company.

I'm here!

I love MY KIDS=MY WIFE>BEER=SEX

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I want some company.

Of the penile or vaginal variety?

Originally posted by Baylin
I'm here!
can you offer a hug?

Originally posted by Robtard
Of the penile or vaginal variety?
hmm.... penile...

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
can you offer a hug?

hmm.... penile...

You sure? You did pause.

Originally posted by Robtard
You sure? You did pause.
...still thinking about it.... 😛

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
...still thinking about it.... 😛

Hot.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
can you offer a hug?

hmm.... penile...

I always offer hugs, but I dont think hugging my penis is a good idea though, you know full well what'l happen!

I'm gonna watch The Fog tonight.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hot.
cold shower?

Originally posted by Baylin
I always offer hugs, but I dont think hugging my penis is a good idea though, you know full well what'l happen!
is or isnt a good idea? 😛

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
cold shower?

is or isnt a good idea? 😛

your choice... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Baylin
your choice... 😖hifty:
*thinks* .. hmm .. well you know I like hugs...

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
*thinks* .. hmm .. well you know I like to hug penises...

*sighs* Shelly stop being so coarse... 🙄

I oddly get the biggest kick out of these two smileys:
jamspinherbdryhump

I think that dry hump smilie looks like it's trying to give oral 😱

Originally posted by Baylin
*sighs* Shelly stop being so coarse... 🙄
make me 😛

Im going for a walk. Speak laters.

I am eating some icecream, which I believe is called Raspberry Chocolate Royale.

I 'm eating hotsauce[[with ..nuttin]]..Boy is it hot!

Originally posted by Nightingale14
I 'm eating hotsauce[[with ..nuttin]]..Boy is it hot!

Eating it plain!? shock