tell the truth about your self...

I only drink the blood of my enemies

Hahaha.

I see a sockie

i see ... a monkey ... and evil monkey that lives under beds

I hate wearing my chef coat. glare

I feel a headache coming on 🙁

one more hour til go home time.

I'm on my lunch break - about bloody time, cuz I've been starving since breakfast...

just handled another guest complaint.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
just handled another guest complaint.

they locked in the cellar with the other complainants? 😖hifty:

nah, problem with their room rate.

No I meant, did you lock them in the cellar with all the other complainants.

Originally posted by Baylin
No I meant, did you lock them in the cellar with all the other complainants.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
oh...yeah, I did. fecking arseholes.

I hate fecking arsehoes!

Originally posted by Baylin
I hate fecking arsehoes!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can take that one of two ways.

😂 a typo that works so well!

need some lube though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
need some lube though.

eww stop, I know your getting fixated with my cute doggy rear, but please enough already! 🙄

yeah, its you I am fixated upon. ❌

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