tell the truth about your self...

Started by SelphieT4,912 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I never even understood a womans impulse to wear an abnormally high heel.

High heel's are farkin hot. They make your toes, legs, and ass look prettier. Your butt tends to stick out a little bit more, and I personally walk better in heels 🙂

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well let's just say I got plenty of compliments. :] I think they're hot but they HURT like a b*tch after walking for about 8 hours.

see? why even bother?

Originally posted by SelphieT
High heel's are farkin hot. They make your toes, legs, and ass look prettier. Your butt tends to stick out a little bit more, and I personally walk better in heels 🙂
i drive better in heels 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
see? why even bother?

Because I love shoez.

Originally posted by SelphieT
High heel's are farkin hot. They make your toes, legs, and ass look prettier. Your butt tends to stick out a little bit more, and I personally walk better in heels 🙂

Agreed!

I'm shockingly in a really good mood today.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm shockingly in a really good mood today.

Same here, surprisingly, seeing as I woke up in a shitty one.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm shockingly in a really good mood today.
Mattie lay some pipe last night? 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mattie lay some pipe last night? 😆

No but we did have a good night together with friends. 🙂

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
No but we did have a good night together with friends. 🙂
heineken?

I may get drug tested in the next month...and I will fail. scared

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I may get drug tested in the next month...and I will fail. scared
they are gonna test your hair, probably.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heineken?

actually, Miller Light, Vodka and Coke and a few guys and girls battling against each other playing Battle Of The Sexes. Quite fun! 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
they are gonna test your hair, probably.

Urine. Jobs around here test urine, especially factory franchises. And to make it worse the place that I'm going to get a job at is where my dad works. 😂 OH WELL!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Urine. Jobs around here test urine, especially factory franchises. And to make it worse the place that I'm going to get a job at is where my dad works. 😂 OH WELL!
most companies test your hair because drugs leave traces in your hair longer than they do your urine.

funny story there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
most companies test your hair because drugs leave traces in your hair longer than they do your urine.

funny story there.


Hm...scared Oh wellz!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hm...scared Oh wellz!
I applied for a job like 6 or 7 years ago, and they needed a hair sample. I had just had my hair cut, and there was not enough there, so I brainstormed and gave them some armpit hair. Well, I clipped the pit hair and put it in a little baggie, and you know how pit hair can sometimes resemble pubes? I told my boss that they were my pubes. 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I applied for a job like 6 or 7 years ago, and they needed a hair sample. I had just had my hair cut, and there was not enough there, so I brainstormed and gave them some armpit hair. Well, I clipped the pit hair and put it in a little baggie, and you know how pit hair can sometimes resemble pubes? I told my boss that they were my pubes. 😆

😱 That's great. Well, A.) I have barely any pubes and B.) I wish I could do what you did.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
😱 That's great. Well, A.) I have barely any pubes and B.) I wish I could do what you did.
he was a guy, so he laughed it off when I told him the truth.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Neither are about 40% of the others up there. 😂 There's one with a picture of a dude wanking off and "creaming."

Then they should be removed.