tell the truth about your self...

Started by LethalFemme4,912 pages
Originally posted by Röland
I know. No one believed me when I told them I had sex with Mary Anne under the apple tree in the backyard. weep

That's cuz its a lemon tree.haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I know. No one believed me when I told them I had sex with Mary Anne under the apple tree in the backyard. weep
I believe you, I video taped it for statistical analysis.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's cuz its a lemon tree.haermm

Lemons are red? WTF? shocklaugh

Originally posted by Thorrin
I believe you, I video taped it for statistical analysis.

How many times did I pump it? 10? 100? Stats please, I wanna know if I had a 6 TD performance.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

He'll keep it to himself.ermmnone

I'D keep it to MYSELF. get your facts straight, girlie. 😄

Originally posted by Röland

How many times did I pump it? 10? 100? Stats please, I wanna know if I had a 6 TD performance.
Well I could tell you you were magnificent and lasted hours, but lets be real. I can count on one hand how long you lasted.

Sorry bud.

Originally posted by Thorrin
Well I could tell you you were magnificent and lasted hours, but lets be real. I can count on one hand how long you lasted.

Sorry bud.

DAMN.

Originally posted by Thorrin
Well I could tell you you were magnificent and lasted hours, but lets be real. I can count on one hand how long you lasted.

Sorry bud.

crylaugh

talk about criticism.

Originally posted by Röland
crylaugh
At least you scored. baka

I'm honestly trying to pay attention to my girlfriend talking to me on the phone and i just can't!!!

i dont think i can multi-task

Originally posted by Thorrin
At least you scored. baka

It was my first time. 31jockey

Originally posted by Röland
It was my first time. 31jockey
Well now I'm really glad I got it on video. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Thorrin
Well I could tell you you were magnificent and lasted hours, but lets be real. I can count on one hand how long you lasted.

Sorry bud.

😂

one hand....1....2...3...4...5...DAMN.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
😂
Lets have a make out session?

Originally posted by Thorrin
Lets have a make out session?

You and me or me and you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You and me or me and you?
All of the above.

passion

It looks like I'm the only person browsing this fecking forum. shock

Originally posted by Thorrin
All of the above.

passion

Your tongue tickles.blush2

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
It looks like I'm the only person browsing this fecking forum. shock
*nudges you*....Hi. 😉