tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Is it because you need a microscope to find your cock and a tweezer to jack off? haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
rofl2

HEY!

no laughing at me, it hurts

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HEY!

no laughing at me, it hurts

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HEY!

no laughing at me, it hurts

Like a spider sucking your ass?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Suck it up, o' almighty small one.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Suck it up, o' almighty small one.

PROVE IT

The proof is in the pussy, and it can't feel a damn thing, bro.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
glomp55

Awww!! Yaaaaaaaaay!! I'm not the most fantastic singer in the world but I'm pretty good with choir music and I LOOOOOOOVE singing Christmas music. My favorite choir song is "O' Holy Night" by the Vienna Boys Choir. It was on Home Alone 1. dd

I LOVE choir music. My favorite Christmas song is that one White Christmas song, and the Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas song. Woo! Love Christmas songs.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
PROVE IT

Originally posted by SelphieT
I LOVE choir music. My favorite Christmas song is that one White Christmas song, and the Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas song. Woo! Love Christmas songs.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Pulls out a microscope* This scope uses the most advanced up-to-date lens, only able to see the small microscopic things. *English accent* Yours is by FAR the most microscopic!

dd Garsh I agree. I LOVE Elvis's version of White Christmas.

Blue Christmas? I LOVE THAT SONG. I love it when the girls in the background go "wooo wooo!"

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
The proof is in the pussy, and it can't feel a damn thing, bro.

That doesnt count, you are loose as hell

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Pulls out a microscope* This scope uses the most advanced up-to-date lens, only able to see the small microscopic things. *English accent* Yours is by FAR the most microscopic!

dd Garsh I agree. I LOVE Elvis's version of White Christmas.

touche... sadwalk

Originally posted by SelphieT
Blue Christmas? I LOVE THAT SONG. I love it when the girls in the background go "wooo wooo!"

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, no!!!! There's White Christmas and there's Blue Christmas by Elvis! But I love them both! dd My Mom used to put her old Elvis records on her old record player when we were setting up the Christmas tree!!!

Oh I didn't know he sang White Christmas too! I'll have to remember the King this time for Christmas 🙂

Originally posted by Mairuzu
touche... sadwalk

So, I play bass guitar. Its hard for me to play..guitar guitar.

So here I am trying to play it without a pick, and trying my best to play chords.

So glad I chose bass instead.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Psh...fake mope. You told me to DIE this morning.

you told me to right after and i did....

Originally posted by SelphieT
So, I play bass guitar. Its hard for me to play..guitar guitar.

So here I am trying to play it without a pick, and trying my best to play chords.

So glad I chose bass instead.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you told me to right after and i did....

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oooh, write me a love song! dd

Shh!

🙄

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oooh, write me a love song! dd

Shh!

😂 give me time, I'll think of one 😄