tell the truth about your self...

Started by Kelly_Bean4,912 pages

I want a new sig.

my bra is wet. ermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
my bra is wet. ermm

dry it ermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
dry it ermm

i am trying.ermm

i see ermm

morning dahling 😛

I hate junkmail.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i see ermm

morning dahling 😛

by wearing it.ermm

morning dear😊

i'm getting ready for school😛

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
by wearing it.ermm

morning dear😊

i'm getting ready for school😛


haha i suppose that could work 😛
maybe you shouldve laundered it sooner 😐

😊

so i figured ✅
i dont know why im awake 😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
haha i suppose that could work 😛
maybe you shouldve laundered it sooner 😐

😊

so i figured ✅
i dont know why im awake 😛

i'm thinking body heat is the fastest way.its working😛 👆

i forgot.🥷

😊

mhmm. now i don't wanna get up and get out of pjs.😐

I farted in my husband mouth while he was alsleep...

good 👆

suuuurrreee 🥷

haha tighthug

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I farted in my husband mouth while he was alsleep...

😕 Lucky guy.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
good 👆

suuuurrreee 🥷

haha tighthug

yesss.😛

yess!😐

ahh.happycling

did kev sleep well last night?

i had a kevin-related dream.🥷

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I farted in my husband mouth while he was alsleep...

You have no idea how much that made me laugh.

Originally posted by Secretus
😕 Lucky guy.
He had it comeing..blowup

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
yesss.😛

yess!😐

ahh.happycling

did kev sleep well last night?

i had a kevin-related dream.🥷

i did yes 😄 _love_bump_

i had some messed up dreams 😐
none with thou this time i dont think though

was it good? 🥷

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You have no idea how much that made me laugh.
😍

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I farted in my husband mouth while he was alsleep...

😂

Gee I wish my wife would do that, some guys just get all the luck!

(Good job you didn't follow through... 😘 )

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
😍

I'm glad to know I'm not the only woman in the world that admittingly farts...I fart on Seb all the time...but I swear to Bob, just picturing you farting in your husband's mouth is priceless as hell.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm glad to know I'm not the only woman in the world that admittingly farts...I fart on Seb all the time...but I swear to Bob, just picturing you farting in your husband's mouth is priceless as hell.

There's some folk out there would pay good money to see stuff like that!