tell the truth about your self...

Started by Barker4,912 pages

Originally posted by silver_tears
Gotta love HBO doped

STOP ACTING BEING RETARDED

Originally posted by Barker
**** YOU BARKER DONNT YOU ****ING TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY I'M A GROWN ASS 14 YEAR OLD haermm

I'LL GET MY DAD TO KICK YOUR ASS! haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I'LL GET MY DAD TO KICK YOUR ASS! haermm

I'LL GET MY IRENE TO COUNTER-SUE AND THEN I'LL USE MY +5 TIMO OF POWER.

Originally posted by Barker
**** YOU BARKER DONNT YOU ****ING TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY I'M A GROWN ASS 14 YEAR OLD haermm
crylaugh

Originally posted by Barker
I'LL GET MY IRENE TO COUNTER-SUE AND THEN I'LL USE MY +5 TIMO OF POWER.

Ever notice that when we're both in a thread, everyone leaves? haermm

I'LL GET MY NAZ TO USE BRUTUS AND RUN YOUR ASS OVER!

Originally posted by Röland
Ever notice that when we're both in a thread, everyone leaves? haermm

I'LL GET MY NAZ TO USE BRUTUS AND RUN YOUR ASS OVER!


It's the strong smell of Estrogen I bring. haermm

I mean you. haermm

I'LL GET THORINN TO USE HIS TEXAS FLOODS TO WIPE OUR YOUR CLEVELAND O LINE, THEN POUND IT WITH LT.

NO SEXUAL PUN INTENDED.

Originally posted by Barker
It's the strong smell of Estrogen I bring. haermm

I mean you. haermm

I'LL GET THORINN TO USE HIS TEXAS FLOODS TO WIPE OUR YOUR CLEVELAND O LINE, THEN POUND IT WITH LT.

NO SEXUAL PUN INTENDED.

I smell pretty sexy, they just can't handle it. haermm

I'LL USE MY CAMERA TO MAKE SWEET MOVIES OF MY SOCCER SKILLS. AFTER YOU WATCH THEM THIS WEIRD ASS VOICE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE AND TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE 7 DAYS TILL YOU DIE, THEN KRAM3R SHOWS UP AFTER 7 DAYS AND TAKES YOU UP THE MURRAY!

Originally posted by Röland
I smell pretty sexy, they just can't handle it. haermm

I'LL USE MY CAMERA TO MAKE SWEET MOVIES OF MY SOCCER SKILLS. AFTER YOU WATCH THEM THIS WEIRD ASS VOICE CALLS YOU ON THE PHONE AND TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE 7 DAYS TILL YOU DIE, THEN KRAM3R SHOWS UP AFTER 7 DAYS AND TAKES YOU UP THE MURRAY!


What you lack in height, you make up for in smell. haermm

I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER AND CALL YOU AT NIGHT AND BE ALL "G'DAY BAHKAH, WHAT'S THAT, JUGS? HAERMM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO I EVER HANG OUT WITH MIST? WHAT THE ****, WHAT, DO YOU THINK AUSTRALIA IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT, MATE? I" - *CLICK*

THEN THE PHONE DIES BECAUSE I'M OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CRAPPY AUSTRALIAN PHONE CARD. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
What you lack in height, you make up for in smell. haermm

I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER AND CALL YOU AT NIGHT AND BE ALL "G'DAY BAHKAH, WHAT'S THAT, JUGS? HAERMM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO I EVER HANG OUT WITH MIST? WHAT THE ****, WHAT, DO YOU THINK AUSTRALIA IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT, MATE? I" - *CLICK*

THEN THE PHONE DIES BECAUSE I'M OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CRAPPY AUSTRALIAN PHONE CARD. haermm

It's a formidable scent. 31

I'LL CALL IRENE AND BE LIKE "PRANK CALL BARKER, ILOVEUKBAI."

haermm

Originally posted by Röland
It's a formidable scent. 31

I'LL CALL IRENE AND BE LIKE "PRANK CALL BARKER, ILOVEUKBAI."

haermm


I heard it's just laughing gas. 13

I'LL CALL SKEETS AND BE ALL "PRANK IRENE, THEN KILL HER, BUT BE SURE TO SEND ME THE BODY. HAERMM"

haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I heard it's just laughing gas. 13

I'LL CALL SKEETS AND BE ALL "PRANK IRENE, THEN KILL HER, BUT BE SURE TO SEND ME THE BODY. HAERMM"

haermm

Yeah, but not really. Oh, is he joking? haermm

I'LL CALL GRUM AND BE LIKE "TOUCH THE WAIST, YESWTFOMGWTFIZTHAT?"

haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Yeah, but not really. Oh, is he joking? haermm

I'LL CALL GRUM AND BE LIKE "TOUCH THE WAIST, YESWTFOMGWTFIZTHAT?"

haermm


WTFUPTHEMURRAYMATE? haermm

I'LL CALL RAZ AND BE ALL "BAN JACOPE."

haermm

Originally posted by Barker
WTFUPTHEMURRAYMATE? haermm

I'LL CALL RAZ AND BE ALL "BAN JACOPE."

haermm

I'll call Kramer to save me from the Murray. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I'll call Kramer to save me from the Murray. haermm

Way to break the chain, numbknees. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Way to break the chain, numbknees. haermm

I got tired of the chain and was just like "Murray it mate." haermm

Kramer lives up the Murray, and don't forget it. haermm

I won't. haermm

So the Browns and Chargers have the same record. crylaugh

cough6-0couch

Originally posted by Röland
I won't. haermm

So the Browns and Chargers have the same record. crylaugh


haermm

Oh. crylaugh

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
cough6-0couch

*cough* cheaters *cough* haermm

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

Oh. crylaugh

Yeah, you're speechless. haermm