tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Baylin
I've got to go back to my stripping job now 🙁

I managed to set fire to my window frame today... 😱

Thankfully except for a bit of scorched wood there's not to much damage! 😮

I think Baylin is da shit.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
ive been to chemistry class 4 times this semester, i have it 3 times a week 😐

I have American history once a week for three hours pretty much, I've been 2 times in the last 6 weeks, that's 12 missed hours of American history 😂

Im listening to my own screams..

Mu underwear are too tight.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think Baylin is da shit.

My mmmoose! 😍 droolio

(though you don't have to keep calling me a shit, I thought we were over that...)

Im proud of my todays recording

Originally posted by Baylin
My mmmoose! 😍 droolio

(though you don't have to keep calling me a shit, I thought we were over that...)

It's a term of endearment. 'Shit' in moose translates loosely to 'Hung like a mutated Camel'.

I'm hungry.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's a term of endearment. 'Shit' in moose translates loosely to 'Hung like a mutated Camel'.

Ah my bad, soory, my babel fish is no so goo a trenslitink da moose speeken

Originally posted by Baylin
Ah my bad, soory, my babel fish is no so goo a trenslitink da moose speeken

Not to worry, my 14 inch dromedary friend. 😉

Long time no see. 🙂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not to worry, my 14 inch dromedary friend. 😉

Long time no see. 🙂

Indeed, how you doing my old horny friend?

Originally posted by Baylin
Indeed, how you doing my old horny friend?

Good thanks. How the hell are you?

Originally posted by Baylin
Indeed, how you doing my old horny friend?

Well, just two.

okay mostly, occasionally have to commit a few murders to stop me going mad at people but you know, life and stuff... 🙂

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Thats funny in so many different ways.

Well, just two.

I counted 3.

The third way cannot be repeated here.

Originally posted by Baylin
okay mostly, occasionally have to commit a few murders to stop me going mad at people but you know, life and stuff... 🙂

Drugs.

Do Drugs.

It helps.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I counted 3.

The third way cannot be repeated here.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I counted 3.

The third way cannot be repeated here.

yeah it can -

******* ***** **** * ***** ***** ****** **!

see 😖mart:

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ah yes, the one about...well...you know it.

Indeed.

A subject so shocking, so......controversial , KMC would have to shut down if I uttered it here....🥷

Fruit cup? *offers him a fruit cup*