tell the truth about your self...

i was afraid of santa when i was little 🥷

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i was afraid of santa when i was little 🥷

So was I.

👆

I liked Santa.

I made him scream though when I tugged his beard too hard at the mall so long ago. It turns out it was a real one and not a fake after all.

Originally posted by DarkC
I liked Santa.

I made him scream though when I tugged his beard too hard at the mall so long ago. It turns out it was a real one and not a fake after all.

I wish.

i know the meaning of life

Originally posted by silver_tears
I really hate panties, I do not understand the point of them at all.
It's not like we have anything to keep in order down below. shakefist

some women do when their piss flaps are too big

Originally posted by Baylin
some women do when their piss flaps are too big

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Thats a gross thought.

well you know me... 🙄

Originally posted by Baylin
well you know me... 🙄

Piss flaps is an awfull yet strangly amusing term don't you think

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Baylin
So have you had your piss flaps trimmed down a bit now?

😛

(I hear there's a little boy in Arizona who needs new ears if you havent...) [/QUOTE] You need to be punched. That wasnt nice. 🙁

Sorry, I was only joking, I didn't mean to offend 🙁

(you can still punch me if you like)

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Baylin
Sorry, I was only joking, I didn't mean to offend 🙁

(you can still punch me if you like) [/QUOTE] I know but not a funny joking moment. 😛

I will save the punch.. give it to you later. 😉

agreed, I edited the post so now yours looks a little out of place... 👿

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Baylin
agreed, I edited the post so now yours looks a little out of place... 👿 [/QUOTE] hysterical ... that actually made me laugh out loud a little... thankfully there is a funny program on so it didnt seem out of place.

I should be studying, but instead I'm reading Cosmo.
I told a friend I was busy because I want to be alone right now and in fact I'm not busy at all.
I wish my mommy would call, I miss home and can't wait for the semester to end.
I have a paper due in 3 days and haven't even started.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I should be studying, but instead I'm reading Cosmo.
I told a friend I was busy because I want to be alone right now and in fact I'm not busy at all.
I wish my mommy would call, I miss home and can't wait for the semester to end.
I have a paper due in 3 days and haven't even started.

That's the one. 🙂

I still love the Spice Girls dd