tell the truth about your self...

Started by Disturbed Angel4,912 pages
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'm thirsty as hell

Steve Perry!

Shit, Squeak here has a better shot at her than you do.

That's low you son of a *****.

How's that low?!

Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? ****ing sellout.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? ****ing sellout.

T-REX?

This is pretty sweet, does this couh turn into a bed?

Yeah, a pretty sweet bed, bed that's Jenkins bed. You'll be sleeping over here.

That is so ****ing weak.. how am I supposed to get a chick in that?

Don't worry, dude. You wouldn't be able to get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

Yeah, I could.

No, you're a little *****.

No, I am not.

Yeah but you a piece of shit.

No I'm not.

But you're a little *****.

Sure are.

God damn it. If you guys rat on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here.

Or whatever.

There's a hole in my sock!

I work on thanksgiving. doped

Originally posted by Leo.M
I work on thanksgiving. doped

At least you'll get turkey. 🙁

Originally posted by Röland
T-REX?
You're gonna make me come..

Originally posted by Röland
At least you'll get turkey. 🙁

Not really. My moms tired of that. Its chicken for us this year. 😂

Originally posted by Leo.M
Not really. My moms tired of that. Its chicken for us this year. 😂

Well my mom went psycho a few hours ago and we aren't even having any dinner. 😬

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're gonna make me come..

That's what all the girls say to me. 31

my mom flipped out a couple of days ago... tore up a whole bag of a&w... it sucked.

Originally posted by Röland
Well my mom went psycho a few hours ago and we aren't even having any dinner. 😬

That's what all the girls say to me. 31

Then they leave disappointed? haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Then they leave disappointed? haermm

No, they leave with a smile on their face and wetness in their vaginas. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
No, they leave with a smile on their face and wetness in their vaginas. haermm
ditto HARMM

Originally posted by Röland
Well my mom went psycho a few hours ago and we aren't even having any dinner. 😬

Damn. Well that just blows. 😖 What a mean lady. 🥷

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
ditto HARMM

We must be brothers. haermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
Damn. Well that just blows. 😖 What a mean lady. 🥷

Yeah, she'll probably make dinner but she'll be all pissed. Can't wait to get out of here. disgust

Sexy new avvy. vin