tell the truth about your self...

my mom tried to screwdriver a squash, she is considerably fatter now 🤪

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
my mom tried to screwdriver a squash, she is considerably fatter now 🤪

I was gonna hammer a lightbulb but i heard that you turn into a blackbird and instantly get shot by an assasin dog with a tuxedo and a tin of dried fruit

i was going to monkey wrench a video camera but then the japanese invaded europe and i decided that if i did go through with screwing the video camera it should be using 1-800-callatt so that i could save a dollar 😂 🤣

i want to hit something...or someone

Originally posted by Wålshy
i want to hit something...or someone

Originally posted by FoxMeister
well i dont know any children so i cant help you

lawl and oi!

i'm tring to figure out if my work is open because it snowed like 6 inches last night

Just say you couldnt make it

i just had pancakes 😊

i just had an omelette sandwhich.😊

yum 🙂

i'm still hungry😛

*sneeze*

*cough*

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i'm still hungry😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
😐

🥷

I am playing Final Fantasy 8! Go figure!

Selphie would pwn me in the ring.

I need a shower now BAI!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Selphie would pwn me in the ring.

*makes fists* C'mon, put 'em up! Mix it up a little, old timer!