tell the truth about your self...

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If i touch myself i will be caught

Hmmm, I hunger.

23 minutes.... new record haermm

mmm I still hunger.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Having an Axel day?
Is that one of those days where it's just contant jerking?

Originally posted by mitchum
Is that one of those days where it's just contant jerking?

I believe its one of those days when your car brakes down and you walk and i starts raining and then you get kidnapped and you get raeped by a goat and when you come home some woman is totally naked and willing and then the enter day is forgotten

I'm gonna try and take a nap.

mmmI'm still hungering!

Originally posted by SelphieT
mmmI'm still hungering!

Go eat.

Originally posted by Röland
Go eat.

I would, but it's in the process of being cooked.

I'd go for a granola bar, but I want to fill my tummy with only Mexican goodness.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would, but it's in the process of being cooked.

I'd go for a granola bar, but I want to fill my tummy with only Mexican goodness.

Holy shit, I'm eating Mexican goodness tonight too!

Time to leave work and go home.

Originally posted by Röland
Holy shit, I'm eating Mexican goodness tonight too!

*rubs tummy* Mmm! I can't wait for the Mexican goodness in my tummy! It's almost like having sweet Jesus in your tummy!

Originally posted by SelphieT
*rubs tummy* Mmm! I can't wait for the Mexican goodness in my tummy! It's almost like having sweet Jesus in your tummy!

I think it's above Jesus!

Originally posted by mitchum
I'm gonna try and take a nap.
That was a complete waste of time.

Originally posted by mitchum
That was a complete waste of time.
Just like your entire life.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Just like your entire life.
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

Originally posted by mitchum
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
NO. YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT YOUR LIFE SUCKS.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
NO. YOU ARE NOW AWARE THAT YOUR LIFE SUCKS.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

I have to piss.