tell the truth about your self...

Almost done my paper sly

about damn time sly

How about a bit of **** you buddy. sly

fosters, its australian for fail sly

Agreed. sly

doped

I want to know why when I get on the computer, my friends are never online. 🙁

Originally posted by Tattoo
I want to know why when I get on the computer, my friends are never online. 🙁

Because you touch yourself at night.

it also killed the dinosaurs

I want my roommate to go away. 😠

I'm watching Christmas Vacation for the 3rd time in 4 days right now. mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I want my roommate to go away. 😠

Originally posted by silver_tears
Because you touch yourself at night.

Wrong-o.

I have to share a room with my brother and my 5 year old nephew...so there is no self-touching going on at night. 🙁 It's during the day when no one is home. 😛

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I want my roommate to go away. 😠

KILL YOUR ROOMMATE WITH FIRE!

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
131wank

🙁

Originally posted by SelphieT
KILL YOUR ROOMMATE WITH FIRE!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
🙁

I need some gasoline...

Not exactly. If you stare at them hard enough, they'll burst into flames!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Not exactly. If you stare at them hard enough, they'll burst into flames!

I need practice. mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It's not working 😱

I need practice. mmm

Hmmm......I don't know what to say then........mmm

Would your roommate happen to be a seagull? You could feed them an antacid tablet....... that would do the job.......

I'm wearing heels with flannel PJ pants. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm wearing heels with flannel PJ pants. mmm