tell the truth about your self...

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Originally posted by SelphieT
😎 He is the total package.

Hmm, he reminds me of that guy from SNL...Seth...someone.

You're all nuts.

Originally posted by Scythe
You're all nuts.

Go away tard.

Originally posted by Scythe
You're all nuts.
uhuh

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'll get you into penetration!

I have chips.


no pretzels mmm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no pretzels mmm

Ate them all. mmm

Now I have ice cream. 😊

I'm watching the South Park episode with the underpant gnomes!

Hilarious!

I don't get to see my guyfriend tomorrow. 🙁

Ima be too metal for boyfriends. 313

Selphie is turning into a robot 131

It's too late to apologize.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Selphie is turning into a robot 131

*James Brown voice*Ima sex machine! 313

Originally posted by SelphieT
*James Brown voice*Ima sex machine! 313
How many batteries? 313

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
How many batteries? 313

Ima be coin operated 131

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ima be coin operated 131
I've only got fiddy cent. 131

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I've only got fiddy cent. 131

You have to have 4 quarters to play with SELPHIE-T. 131

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I've only got fiddy cent. 131

I'm a slave to teh sex. I like yuhz, so I givez ya a free coin. 313

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm a slave to teh sex. I like yuhz, so I givez ya a free coin. 313
Where do I stick it?

The coin, that is. 131

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Where do I stick it?

The coin, that is. 131

Right smack dab in the middle of my chest. Oh, coins? You can have them there too. 313

Originally posted by SelphieT
Right smack dab in the middle of my chest. Oh, coins? You can have them there too. 313
You get me going better than any human, Sex Robot SelphieT 131