tell the truth about your self...

Started by Röland4,912 pages
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Read the book if you haven't. Its even funnier.

Will do.

Even though the opening scene is one of my favorites, the scene that makes me die laughing is when Del Toro gets that call from that girl (or he calls her, I forget mmm) and says Depp wrote a bad check then acts like people break in and attack him. I seriously don't stop laughing for like 5 minutes. crylaugh

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
What a good movie.

Originally posted by Röland
Will do.

Even though the opening scene is one of my favorites, the scene that makes me die laughing is when Del Toro gets that call from that girl (or he calls her, I forget mmm) and says Depp wrote a bad check then acts like people break in and attack him. I seriously don't stop laughing for like 5 minutes. crylaugh

Its a brilliant shot. You have Del Toro in the background pretending and you have Depp in the foreground beginning a bad trip. Awesome stuff.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Its a brilliant shot. You have Del Toro in the background pretending and you have Depp in the foreground beginning a bad trip. Awesome stuff.

Yeah, awesome movie.

I just saw a He she.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just saw a He she.
There is a large tranny that works at a taco bell by my apartment. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
There is a large tranny that works at a taco bell by my apartment. haermm
this one actually pulled it off quite well.

damn them, they are getting better and better by the year! i'll be fooled one day i know it!

they all have a smell about them.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
damn them, they are getting better and better by the year! i'll be fooled one day i know it!

That's when you hit them over the head with a heavy object and take off.

the metal part of my belt?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
the metal part of my belt?

Sure.

Originally posted by Röland
That's when you hit them over the head with a heavy object and take off.
you mean drag them into a corner where no one can see and violate them? 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you mean drag them into a corner where no one can see and violate them? 😛

**** no, you run and then give an anonymous call to the police. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
**** no, you run and then give an anonymous call to the police. haermm
its OK, I still lurve youz. heartbeat

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
its OK, I still lurve youz. heartbeat

I dunt want your lurve.

AH GAY

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
AH GAY
B!itch please, dont be jealous. 😉

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
AH GAY
you'll learn to love it 😈

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you'll learn to love it 😈
they do, they just wont admit it.