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Started by Tempe Brennan4,912 pages

I made Fajita's for my tea tonight. I am such a good cook. 🙂

Originally posted by Kram3r
Woah, that's unnecessarily confusing. haermm

You're too pretty to think. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r

She's likes to get straight to business. I ordered at least a meal first, but that ***** just wanted to ****, ****, ****. Like a piece of meat I was. haermm
Come again.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're too pretty to think. haermm
crylaugh

No one wants to share my meal? Fine then...

*inhales fajitas*

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're too pretty to think. haermm

Thanks. haermm

Originally posted by mitchum
Come again.

I just ****ing dodged your ****ing pwn, ****ing keep up! haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*inhales fajitas*

They smell nice, don't they? Lots of beef, capsicum, onion, spices, lettuce and tomato...

Originally posted by Kram3r

I just ****ing dodged your ****ing pwn, ****ing keep up! haermm
Ah, now I think I get it mmm

I just got a message on my cell phone telling me to look up a porn site...

I was standing up off of my bed, and I slipped on something on the floor and my knee bent all weird. I'm pretty sure its ****ed up, now.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I was standing up off of my bed, and I slipped on something on the floor and my knee bent all weird. I'm pretty sure its ****ed up, now.

If it's broken can I put it back in place? 😈

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I was standing up off of my bed, and I slipped on something on the floor and my knee bent all weird. I'm pretty sure its ****ed up, now.
laughcry

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
If it's broken can I put it back in place? 😈
Originally posted by mitchum
laughcry

It would amuse me greatly to hear the crunching of bone...

Yeah, thats funny.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Yeah, thats funny.

Bones are my speciality, you know. 😂

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Bones are my speciality, you know. 😂
I thought it was the show haermm

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
They smell nice, don't they? Lots of beef, capsicum, onion, spices, lettuce and tomato...
mmm.....yummz. 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
mmm.....yummz. 😛

I know. 😉