tell the truth about your self...

Started by Rogue Jedi4,912 pages

I ate some fried chicken just now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I ate some fried chicken just now.

I'll have the fried chicken....and the steak....and the chicken fried steak.

My balls hurt.

Originally posted by Röland
I'll have the fried chicken....and the steak....and the chicken fried steak.
OMG if I were gay I'd marry you. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OMG if I were gay I'd marry you. 😖hifty:

Back off chump awesome

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OMG if I were gay I'd marry you. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Back off chump awesome
"chump?"
.... crylaugh....I haven't been called that in ages!!!! 😆

CHUMP. 🙄

well its FRIDAY BABY, no work for 2 and a half days bitches. Great.

I am off tonight with a chick friend of mine, her boyfriend and some othe dude. I love meeting random people and have a drink.

I was gonna move today, but I just found out my new wireless net isn't up and running til tuesday. I am waiting til then. I have no idea why I am telling this.

Its true tho, I didnt move til I got my internet working. Took about 3weeks.

My glasses are always crooked.

maybe a new pair?

why not

Originally posted by DarkC
My glasses are always crooked.
mine too, tis why I am getting more contacts.

Oh my god, my dog is snoring on the couch behind me, and she sounds like an old man sleeping, it is sooo funny 😂

The dog I live with makes some strange noises as well.

I fed a stray dog some chicken just now, and he is just lying outside my door. Think I'll give him some water.

^^ happened to me once, dog followed me home and I gave him food. Shame really.

My dog stays in the room with me, mainly because he is mine. He has his own little section of the room next to the window, he is a bloody pet during the night as when I wake up the curtains are half open and the sun is shinning in my eyes! He also has doggy nightmares.

Originally posted by Discos
^^ happened to me once, dog followed me home and I gave him food. Shame really.

My dog stays in the room with me, mainly because he is mine. He has his own little section of the room next to the window, he is a bloody pet during the night as when I wake up the curtains are half open and the sun is shinning in my eyes! He also has doggy nightmares.

I messed up, I sat outside and played with him for a bit then gave him an entire pack of lunch meat, now he looks at me eagerly when I go outside. 🙁

Roommate just pulled down his pants and farted on my sleeping cousin about 5 times.