tell the truth about your self...

So I was thinking.

I should call up Chelsea and whisper sweet nothings into the phone.

I don't really give Interpol a chance

For ****'s sake, I'm at a stalemate. mmm

Originally posted by Röland
So I was thinking.

I should call up Chelsea and whisper sweet nothings into the phone.

"I want to put my face in between your fun bags and blow. Also, want to put a beer in between them and spit on your face"

Feel free to use that any time, roland. ha-son

Originally posted by Ax3l
Give her my number. I'll show her what sweet nothings are.

"I want to put my face in between your fun bags and blow. Also, want to put a beer in between them and spit on your face"

Feel free to use that any time, roland. ha-son

Originally posted by Röland
I told her that I just wanted to titty-f* k her for 2 hours the other day. ha-son

Originally posted by Ax3l
Was she like "Grow an Axel sized dick first" ha-son

She delivered. ha-son

Originally posted by Röland
No, she was like "Later."

She delivered. ha-son

Originally posted by Ax3l
Pics or DINE IN HELL ha-son

I'm going to bed + watching Office Space. Or somethin else, **** if I know.

The dog just made a noise that scared me.

I have pains in my stomach. They annoy. mmm

Edit: Wish people would get off mah back.

hand hurts from drawing cleavage biscuits

i know how to cure depression

Didn't know it was a disease

I keep pissing people off unintentionally again. mmm

I love this part so much

makes me miss my old sig mmm

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I keep pissing people off unintentionally again. mmm

Originally posted by Ax3l
Pissing me off. mmm

And he might not talk to me for a month again. That's troublesome hmm

Had to bring it back mmm