tell the truth about your self...

Started by Sol Valentine4,912 pages

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My sister sent me a V-day text saying:

Roses are red
Violets are Blues
There's no other retard I love more.

And I was all, that doesn't even rhyme mhmm

😍Happy Valentines Day honey😍

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
😍Happy Valentines Day honey😍

Happy V-day 131

😍Thank you😍

The bitchy roommate came into my room and acted all friendly. Little does she know that she's not getting her money back.

DAMNIT!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My sister sent me a V-day text saying:

Roses are red
Violets are Blues
There's no other retard I love more.

And I was all, that doesn't even rhyme mhmm

hmm

how about

Roses are red

violets are blue

i never met someone more retarded than you

Originally posted by Mairuzu
hmm

how about

Roses are red

violets are blue

i never met someone more retarded than you

See that at least rhymes. hmm

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love your boobs

hmm

Sweeet, they forgot about me.

Originally posted by Röland
Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love your boobs

hmm

Roses are red

violets are blue

you are dumb

but you have big boobs biscuits

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Roses are red

violets are blue

you are dumb

but you have big boobs biscuits

haermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Roses are red

violets are blue

you are dumb

but you have big boobs biscuits


ha-son
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm

I bet you got sum V-Day sex today. haermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu

Not you. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
ha-son

I bet you got sum V-Day sex today. haermm


I wish. I got some self-lovin'. I hate V-Day. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Not you. haermm
i was nodding to your "ha-son"

and of course i didnt mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I wish. I got some self-lovin'. I hate V-Day. haermm

Oh shi-

At least your hand/dick shaped object loves you. ha-son

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i was nodding to your "ha-son"

and of course i didnt mmm


Now I feel like an asshole.mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I wish. I got some self-lovin'. I hate V-Day. haermm
If i were there.. we woulda...

watched across the universe and do puzzles mmm

Originally posted by Röland
Now I feel like an asshole.mmm