tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Ax3l
You're obviously deprived of real meat.

Hot. mmm

I'm Southern, of course I know real meat. We just don't pay that much for it. mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'm Southern, of course I know real meat. We just don't pay that much for it. mmm

My feet stink. mmm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
yea, cause i only take myself on dates biscuits

hot biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
hot biscuits

mmm

I'd like to try a meat pie. hmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've like to try a meat pie. hmm

Originally posted by Ax3l
I've got a sausage roll you can try. naughty

Sounds delicious hmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Sounds delicious hmm

131dur

Originally posted by Ax3l
I was talking about my penis. mmm

Yes, I know. mhmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yes, I know. mhmm

and.....Transformers begins!!!! I get to see it, FINALLY. haermm

I was highly impressed with the movie Sweeney Todd.

I didn't think it would be that funny.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I was highly impressed with the movie Sweeney Todd.

I didn't think it would be that funny.

I have my own god damn problems without having to listen to everyone else's. 😠

FINE

Originally posted by Ax3l
FINE

Not you. 😠

I need a smoke.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Not you. 😠

I need a smoke.

Smokings bad, mkay.

Well, you might wanna stop 'er by clockin' 'er chompers, Or shock 'er by makin' a grab at 'er knockers, But she'll call the coppers and you'll end in jail, Where you'll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you've enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it'll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff!