tell the truth about your self...

Gah. Nothing is on TV.

i am a vampire. in order for me to survive is i must hunt for new blood. i must consume blood from a human flesh just to get a fix. for without blood i cannot function as a "normal" "human being." as of today i was able to drink blood from a victim. she fell in to my trap and came to my castle. and then, bit her neck as i drained everything from her

METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING!!!!

When I move away, they'll be sad.

I don't know what to think of my boss anymore. Today the "new" chef she got quit b/c she made him cook off some REALLY bad meat. She's made me do this before in the past, but this time, the meat SMELLED really ****ing bad. I almost threw up when i walked in. Sometimes i wish a health inspector would just pop in.

Originally posted by Leo.M
I don't know what to think of my boss anymore. Today the "new" chef she got quit b/c she made him cook off some REALLY bad meat. She's made me do this before in the past, but this time, the meat SMELLED really ****ing bad. I almost threw up when i walked in. Sometimes i wish a health inspector would just pop in.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Larry the cable guy? 😆

No dude, this real. This is the shit i see at my job.

Originally posted by Leo.M
No dude, this real. This is the shit i see at my job.

He's the white Carlos Mencia

dunno who that is but OK. haermm

Then my joke is wasted.

I wouldnt say that, it was funny to me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
remember Larrys partner? I'd do her. 😮

No, should i? shocklaugh

i need a gf 😖hifty:

I'm babysitting 😬

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wouldnt say that, it was funny to me.

Originally posted by Leo.M
No, should i? shocklaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
her nipples can could cut glass. 😛

lol I have to look her up then 😛

tongue12

I think I'm going to steal some of my dad's chocolate.

I think i'm going to join you 😉