tell the truth about your self...

Started by AbnormalButSane4,912 pages

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Went to malibu, then santa barbra college.. holy crap there were some awesome parties there ha-son

we were all too wasted, saying hi to everyone we passed by, peeing all over the walls. I accidentally spat in someones hair.. woops

lesbians w00t

then we all went to sleep in this chicks small dorm... biscuits the end.. or is it?

shock

I just had two hot dogs.

Two new CD's w00t

I've got mad dance skillzmmm

I got some new kicks.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
shock

one of the best nights ever, malibu is beautiful.. the college is right next to this huge beach.. AHHH loved it.. i wanna move out there

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Two new CD's w00t
It was a long drive up there so i bought 3 Cd's

I love having drunk convo's with other drunks

this one hot girl wanted to change the world.. and i asked.. how how how

and she was saying all this weird stuff i didnt understand, so i just told her good luck as she stumbles away

I just bore witness to a junkie outside my window. so im here on the computer, and all of a sudden i can hear very loud musice coming from a car outside.

I looked through the window and i saw what looked like someone lighting a cigarette in his car with the music blaring inside it. but he wasnt lighting a cigarette....I could not believe what i was seeing.

I was not sure so i went over to another window in a dark room and the guy in the car was chasing the dragon from a sheet of foil!
Once, twice, three times, then opened the door and flinged the foil away.

He then got out of his car, undid the zipper and pissed against his own car!

did his zipper as cool and as calm as a cucumber of a milf, went back in, and drove off into the sunset.

All this right outside me house! Dude that was ****ed.

The thing about it was that I know who the guy is!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
one of the best nights ever, malibu is beautiful.. the college is right next to this huge beach.. AHHH loved it.. i wanna move out there

It was a long drive up there so i bought 3 Cd's

Sounds like a good place for a college. shock_happy

My "girlfriend" is sleeping in my room and I just ordered a pizza. ha-son

Luke Skywalker is on TV and my feet are cold.

Originally posted by Röland
My "girlfriend" is sleeping in my room and I just ordered a pizza. ha-son
going to eat it off her riiiight? biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Sounds like a good place for a college. shock_happy

absolutely

Originally posted by Mairuzu
going to eat it off her riiiight? biscuits

No. But she will wake up and steal some of it. haermm

My cousin's old girlfriend is calling.mmm

I'm so hungry! shock

That taco pie needs to cook faster uhuh

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm so hungry! shock

That taco pie needs to cook faster uhuh

I like tacoes.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I like tacoes.

There is no "e".

It's just tacos 😉

I had sex with my neighbors wife last night. haermm

I decided not to go see third eye blind due to the fact of the crazy crowds.

Originally posted by SelphieT
There is no "e".

It's just tacos 😉

Oh😮

Originally posted by McLovin
I had sex with my neighbors wife last night. haermm

You're joking 😐