tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by mitchum
One of THEM? That is racist.

Originally posted by Naz
To eat the chicken nugget on the other side.

rarely sleep

I hate false fire alarms at 4:30 in the morning. mmm

But I love Sweet and Salty Nut Granola bars. 😱

I had to punch a maid to leave me alone. awesome

Seriously? awesome

Yeah. She was a *****. awesome

Housekeeping, you want towel?
No towels. Need sleepy.
Housekeeping, you want me for pillow?
Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
What kind of hotel is this?

biscuits

This food sucks.

I'm hungry

My mother started talking about praying yesterday, and it made me uncomfortable.

Did it burn? biscuits

my nan said i was going to hell

Originally posted by Ax3l
Did it burn? biscuits

Like a *****. biscuits

Speaking of burning. Dare I go tanning today? hmm

Its so sunny. oh

Do it. Nothing like killing melanin with a bit of UV rays. biscuits

Its nice out. Not too hot, not too cold. I feel like going on to the beach.

beware of gaters

Not in the Ocean.