tell the truth about your self...

i took a drag of a cig just to check if it was dope or not...it wasnt

Originally posted by Ax3l
mmm ~bis~ Hey, I gotta go take a shower. Join?

No Thanks. I actually have to go chew on some tinfoil and then scrub my entire body with acid, and then induce myself to vomit for a while, but, I appreciate the offer.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
No Thanks. I actually have to go chew on some tinfoil and then scrub my entire body with acid, and then induce myself to vomit for a while, but, I appreciate the offer.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Yeah, thats what I said. "shower". What else would a "Shower" mean? Other than to go chew on some tinfoil and then scrub the entire body with acid, and then induce vomiting for a while?

Oh shoWER. I thought you said SHOwer. 😕

****! I'm still in the bathroom of my apartment, and the guy working on the leak is out in the living room. I only have a shirt and my boxers to change in to.

Originally posted by Ax3l
****! I'm still in the bathroom of my apartment, and the guy working on the leak is out in the living room. I only have a shirt and my boxers to change in to.

Like that isn't your dream date.... 🙄

"Oops, it appears I am nearly nude....*Alex grabs his ankles* so sorry Mr Leak fixer man...."

Just like in the porno "Canadian Moose goes to Paris"

I've never seen it, I swear.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Just like in the porno "Canadian Moose goes to Paris"

I've never seen it, I swear.

That was my finest work.

French Gay besiality porn. Does it GET any better?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
That was my finest work.

French Gay besiality porn. Does it GET any better?

Originally posted by Ax3l
You add a midget mime and you've got a ****ing hit, my friend.

A gay beasty midget or one of the normal, garden variety midgets?

One that is easily tied up. We don't have much rope.

There's a guy in my chemistry class that looks like Paul Banks! 😱

And the sub reminded me of Bob from Fight Club. hmm

Bob? Thats funny
lol1

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Bob? Thats funny
lol1

Yeah, he talked like him too. haermm

I feel like... my whole view of life has changed now that I've seen American Beauty.

Breathtaking movie.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yeah, he talked like him too. haermm

Holy Cow!! 😆

That would have been great to see

You mean Eddie from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or JB's Dad in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny?

Originally posted by Ax3l
You mean Eddie from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Or JB's Dad in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny?

He was more like Bob.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He was more like Bob.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Or the guy that sings "I would do anything for love" ?

Yeah, but he acted more like Bob.

But I won't. Do. That.