tell the truth about your self...

My coworkers initials are A.C., and every time he leaves a memo he initials it A.C.......I was like "since when does Alpha Centauri work here?"

Originally posted by Röland
petpet

doped

I just had sex with myself 10 minutes ago. awesome

Loo loo loooo, I'm very happy with my new boyfriend.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
doped

Watching a soft core porn called "Kinky Kong"

Originally posted by Selphie
Loo loo loooo, I'm very happy with my new boyfriend.

Originally posted by Röland
What's up? 😊

Originally posted by Ax3l
Watching a soft core porn called "Kinky Kong"

Originally posted by Selphie
Loo loo loooo, I'm very happy with my new boyfriend.

😱

yay for you! glomp

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane

If I don't get laid during this spring break, I will have to do something drastic.

This is the worst porn I have ever seen.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😱

yay for you! glomp

Thank you 😊

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
New boyfriend? 😱
What's he like? Is he hot? biscuits

He's a really cool guy, yeah, he's pretty hot. I'm feelin' pretty good blush2

Originally posted by Röland
Hot. awesome

If I don't get laid during this spring break, I will have to do something drastic.

like what? become a women? awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
like what? become a women? awesome

Originally posted by Selphie
Thank you 😊

He's a really cool guy, yeah, he's pretty hot. I'm feelin' pretty good blush2

Jealous of him. biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Happy for you. 😊

Jealous of him. biscuits

Originally posted by Röland
No. uhuh

Okay just wondering.. awesome

Originally posted by Röland
I'm still single....dunno for how long though. sly

So, how you doin'? naughty

then what?

msn-oh

you don't mean...masturbate?!

*faints*

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
So, how you doin'? naughty

"She has, like, flames around her pumpkin areolas"