tell the truth about your self...

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I sliced my thumb open the other day...ouch

Originally posted by Wålshy
if i had a gun right now, id shoot myself...really would
Originally posted by Selphie
If I had a gun, I'd shoot you Walshy.

haermm

Originally posted by Röland
If only there was a guy in my room atm. 😖hifty:
Call my brother up.

I think my brothers gf is pissed at me ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think my brothers gf is pissed at me ermm
why? you didnt stab her in the back did you? haermm

Originally posted by Wålshy
why? you didnt stab her in the back did you? haermm

I wish I'd never told you now disgust

She left at 1am and tried to drag me into the cab but I refused to go and actually had to wrestle my bag outta her hands.. haermm
then as she left she was all "I am 100% annoyed with you now"

she kind of apologised for being parent like in a text later that night but this morning when she text me asking how I was and I replied saying sorry she never replied.. so I think maybe she'd forgotten then I reminded her and so she is annoyed again. 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I wish I'd never told you now disgust

She left at 1am and tried to drag me into the cab but I refused to go and actually had to wrestle my bag outta her hands.. haermm
then as she left she was all "I am 100% annoyed with you now"

she kind of apologised for being parent like in a text later that night but this morning when she text me asking how I was and I replied saying sorry she never replied.. so I think maybe she'd forgotten then I reminded her and so she is annoyed again. 😐

😂 just joking, i would never stab you in the back like that.

sounds like shes annoyed over nothing really 😬

Originally posted by Wålshy
😂 just joking, i would never stab you in the back like that.

sounds like shes annoyed over nothing really 😬

you probably couldn't even lift the axe.. haermm

I know, she can't understand because she loses her head when drunk.. but I am completely aware even when I am soo drunk.. dunno why.

so she thought I couldn't look after myself.. which I could...

I even managed to get 2 other people into cabs and make sure they got home awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you probably couldn't even lift the axe.. haermm

I know, she can't understand because she loses her head when drunk.. but I am completely aware even when I am soo drunk.. dunno why.

so she thought I couldn't look after myself.. which I could...

I even managed to get 2 other people into cabs and make sure they got home awesome

hey! i used to work out

id love to see you drunk 😆 i bet your really all over the place.

what time was it when she went home?

Originally posted by Wålshy
hey! i used to work out

id love to see you drunk 😆 i bet your really all over the place.

what time was it when she went home?

I'm actually pretty stabalised when I'm drunk.. never fallen over once, not even in heels.

and I like to pretend I am wobbly and use guys as lamposts just so I can hold onto them vin

She left at 1am..

I was the last person to leave.. well me and the guy.. shiftynin at about 3am.. then I got him in a cab and sent him home and walked home.

Trimmed ma pubes! w00t

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm actually pretty stabalised when I'm drunk.. never fallen over once, not even in heels.

and I like to pretend I am wobbly and use guys as lamposts just so I can hold onto them vin

She left at 1am..

I was the last person to leave.. well me and the guy.. shiftynin at about 3am.. then I got him in a cab and sent him home and walked home.

Damn, I thought the story would end better.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm actually pretty stabalised when I'm drunk.. never fallen over once, not even in heels.

and I like to pretend I am wobbly and use guys as lamposts just so I can hold onto them vin

She left at 1am..

I was the last person to leave.. well me and the guy.. shiftynin at about 3am.. then I got him in a cab and sent him home and walked home.

you could of totally lost your viriginity...

1am is too early for a sat night out to leave, but 3am is still kinda weak, a pro would stay up until 6am drinking shots off a fat guys belly.

Just got done taking my bath, I am refreshed.

Originally posted by @ndromed@
Damn, I thought the story would end better.

It could of.. but I declined awesome

Originally posted by Wålshy
you could of totally lost your viriginity...

1am is too early for a sat night out to leave, but 3am is still kinda weak, a pro would stay up until 6am drinking shots off a fat guys belly.

Yeah I could of.. to. hmm... at least 5 of the guys there..

but I told you I am saving it for someone special.. mhm

Yeah I woud have stayed there if there was others there but as I said I was the last one to leave..

Lightweights! disgust

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It could of.. but I declined awesome

Yeah I could of.. to. hmm... at least 5 of the guys there..

but I told you I am saving it for someone special.. mhm

Virgins. 🙄

Originally posted by Ax3l
Trimmed ma pubes! w00t
Showered as well.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Trimmed ma pubes! w00t
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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It could of.. but I declined awesome

Yeah I could of.. to. hmm... at least 5 of the guys there..

but I told you I am saving it for someone special.. mhm

Yeah I woud have stayed there if there was others there but as I said I was the last one to leave..

Lightweights! disgust

ye, we all know that psychos are lightweights 😂 if me and my mates (who suck 😠 ) came up where ever for a night out, we would be raving until the next night!

you mean 'he' wasnt the one haermm

Originally posted by @ndromed@
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why wouldnt you want to know? i just went for a shit 🙂