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Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by McLovin

Pedobear isn't funny.
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I have cockatiels that whistle and say pretty bird and scream non stop its annoying

Awww!!! I want a parakeet again. 😛

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I have cockatiels that whistle and say pretty bird and scream non stop its annoying

I also had a cock that whistled and said pretty bird and SCREAMED NON STOP. awesome

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

I just experienced deja vu.

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Pedobear isn't funny.

[/QUOTE] Agreed.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by McLovin
I also had a cock that whistled and said pretty bird and SCREAMED NON STOP. awesome

hanuts Wow..if my boyfriend was like you all of the time I'd kick him in the nuts and dump him.
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I just experienced deja vu.

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
[B]Pedobear isn't funny.

Agreed. [/B][/QUOTE]
Thanks. I thought it was funny the first couple of hundred different Pedo-Bear pictures but after that, when just about every picture had been edited to contain ped-bear..I wanted to shoot myself.

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts Wow..if my boyfriend was like you all of the time I'd kick him in the nuts and dump him.

Difference is my cock is bigger than 5 inches.

My circumference is even bigger.

Call the cops, you've been robbed.

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts Wow..if my boyfriend was like you all of the time I'd kick him in the nuts and dump him.
Agreed.

Thanks. I thought it was funny the first couple of hundred different Pedo-Bear pictures but after that, when just about every picture had been edited to contain ped-bear..I wanted to shoot myself. [/B][/QUOTE] Mhmm.

My sister who cut me out of her life is talking to me again. yay.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by McLovin
Difference is my cock is bigger than 5 inches.

My circumference is even bigger.

Call the cops, you've been robbed.


So is his, and he's 17 so he still has time to grow to pass up the 6.5 now. hanuts But..pretty bad when you've gotta compare to a 17 year old, my friend..that's sad.

Röland Masked Vigilante

If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw.

There it is, that's a straw, see? Watching?

My straw reaches acroooooooos the room and starts to drink your milkshake.

I...DRINK...YOUR...MILKSHAKE! *SLURP* I DRINK IT UP!

gefallen_engel Beautiful Disaster

I sad COCKATIEL, not COCK!!laughing

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
So is his, and he's 17 so he still has time to grow to pass up the 6.5 now. hanuts But..pretty bad when you've gotta compare to a 17 year old, my friend..that's sad.

Hold on .. I'm blk.

6.5? haermm!

Maybe he can grow another 5 inches in the next couple years?

Maybe you can hold his balls for him.

gefallen_engel Beautiful Disaster

i took business law

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by McLovin
Hold on .. I'm blk.

6.5? haermm!

Maybe he can grow another 5 inches in the next couple years?

Maybe you can hold his balls for him.


I do not believe men who talk about penis size through the internet. It's all a bluff.

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

I can hardly wait for July to get here.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Someone's being a jerk to me. And it's starting to irk. awesome

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Someone's being a jerk to me. And it's starting to irk. awesome

Originally posted by Röland
If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw.

There it is, that's a straw, see? Watching?

My straw reaches acroooooooos the room and starts to drink your milkshake.

I...DRINK...YOUR...MILKSHAKE! *SLURP* I DRINK IT UP!

Ax3l Cummin Soon

I love Daniel Day-Lewis.

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I do not believe men who talk about penis size through the internet. It's all a bluff.

I'll just take it out on my next victim.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by McLovin
I'll just take it out on my next victim.

Good, herbdryhump, get away from me then. I'm done with you.

AbnormalButSane Screw up
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Someone's being a jerk to me. And it's starting to irk. awesome

I'm gonna punch someone mmm

McLovin Restricted
Originally posted by McLovin
It's either face or GTFO.