tell the truth about your self...

Started by mitchum4,912 pages

*Ejaculated* 131

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Egad man, say something like "Spunked" - "Spooged", or "Coated the room in mother of pearl", but DON'T say ejaculated. It's gross coming from you.

What about "I covered her face in a nice coat of white paint"?

Originally posted by Ax3l
WHAT!? I'M CLEAN-ISH.

Pfft.....mhm Yeah, thats why they call you Captain Gonorrhea.

Or "Caked the b*tch" ?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Pfft.....mhm Yeah, thats why they call you Captain Gonorrhea.
It took me a long time to get to the ranks of Captain. I had to do things you would never believe.

Originally posted by Röland
What about "I covered her face in a nice coat of white paint"?

Yeah, YEAH. Roland has it. That's the type of talk I want to hear! clap

Well, not, specifically that I WANT To hear it, and not, like, FROM Roland per se.... 😮 it's just.....

Can we talk about baseball now?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Can we talk about baseball now?

I prefer football myself, but whatever floats your boat.

I need food. hmm

more sexual innuendo with baseball...

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I need food. hmm

Alright, no baseball.

I dig baseball.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Alright, no baseball.

We can still talk baseball, I'm open to anything.

I bought a bag o' chips.

Back to the old sig. mmm

Originally posted by Röland

Those eyes are FREAKY.

Ima have nightmares tonight.