tell the truth about your self...

trying to get my daughter to take a nap, she is cranky

pizza here!!!

My best friend caught me masturbating once.

Just ate a hamburger.

Downloaded Messenger Plus Live...

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My best friend caught me masturbating once.

that would be embarrassing!

bored

very bored

I'm wearing my magical underwear.

Just got done wanking it.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'm wearing my magical underwear.

It's working! Look at my wand!!! 😱

I didn't know underwear could be magical

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
It's working! Look at my wand!!! 😱

shock I see it.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
shock I see it.

Wanna see my greatest trick? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
It's working! Look at my wand!!! 😱

Teach me.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Wanna see my greatest trick? 😖hifty:

haermm I'm not sure how to answer.

Originally posted by Röland
You have a way with the women folk.

Teach me.

😆 Yeah, that goofy 'being an idiot' stuff works well.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm I'm not sure how to answer.

Just say yes, and let the pleasure begin. eyes

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
😆 Yeah, that goofy 'being an idiot' stuff works well.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
😆 Yeah, that goofy 'being an idiot' stuff works well.

Just say yes, and let the pleasure begin. eyes

Let's see it. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Let's see it. 😖hifty:

Awesome. 😖hifty:

First I get into costume:

Then I do THIS!