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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Röland
Three vampires walk into a bar.
"I'll have a blood." says the first vampire to the bartender. He pours the vampire a glass of blood.
"I'll have a blood too, please." says the second vampire to the bartender. He pours the second vampire a glass of blood.
The third vampire pauses for a second and says, "I'll have a hot cup of water, thanks."
The other two vampires stare at the third in disgust, "Why the hell aren't you getting a blood?" they ask.
"Because," the third vampire pulls out a tampon, "I'm making tea."

so damn lame I LOL'd. 😱

Yoshi Paradise The Best Yoshi

I'm at my job.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so damn lame I LOL'd. 😱

I win. haermm

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Röland
Three vampires walk into a bar.
"I'll have a blood." says the first vampire to the bartender. He pours the vampire a glass of blood.
"I'll have a blood too, please." says the second vampire to the bartender. He pours the second vampire a glass of blood.
The third vampire pauses for a second and says, "I'll have a hot cup of water, thanks."
The other two vampires stare at the third in disgust, "Why the hell aren't you getting a blood?" they ask.
"Because," the third vampire pulls out a tampon, "I'm making tea."

you are so not moving in with me anymore

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Hey remember innerrise haermm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Röland
I win. haermm

only once, playa. haermm I can one up you.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Friends are having an argument and I'm stuck in the middle. hmm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

tell them to bugger off.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I wonder what party I should throw today.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

And I have another friend who is on probation at school for having sex in the parking lot. hmm

Mairuzu Old School Cool

those were the days

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I feel so happy for Dia and Leah.

AbnormalButSane Screw up

Originally posted by Mairuzu
those were the days

I never had those days. I feel like I missed out. hmm

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I never had those days. I feel like I missed out. hmm

sucks

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I think one of my seventh grade friends has a crush on meermm

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

I have to see someone tomorrow who I told I kind of liked them and haven't seen them since I told them that...

I'm kinda dreading it.. 😖

Selphie you teasing like you do

If I had a male clone, I'd so sex him. He'd be the perfect man inlove

Selphie you teasing like you do

I think I'm going to have one of my dad's beers later tonight. Mmmmm.

Selphie you teasing like you do

Ian Astbury = <3

Disturbed Angel ~.:Fae:.~

Originally posted by Röland
Three vampires walk into a bar.
"I'll have a blood." says the first vampire to the bartender. He pours the vampire a glass of blood.
"I'll have a blood too, please." says the second vampire to the bartender. He pours the second vampire a glass of blood.
The third vampire pauses for a second and says, "I'll have a hot cup of water, thanks."
The other two vampires stare at the third in disgust, "Why the hell aren't you getting a blood?" they ask.
"Because," the third vampire pulls out a tampon, "I'm making tea."

tohslaugh

😘

faint