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Wålshy Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I used to be able to slam dunk.
ye but now you're old and waiting for death...and no on likes you...and your gay

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Gonna go to the mall in a couple of minutes.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I used to be able to slam dunk.

Wow. I find that actually awesome. I tried and tried. I was told that if I could jump up and grab the rim with both hands at the same time, I could dunk with one hand. I worked my way up to two hands...but I STILL could not dunk. 🙁

Now I'm so much bigger that I would be lucky to grab the rim with one hand. 🙁

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

My brother's gonna go get a haircut.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wålshy Restricted

im too small to slam dunk, i dont know my exact heigh but i know its below 6ft

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Wålshy
ye but now you're old and waiting for death...and no on likes you...and your gay
I can still almost touch the rim......and I aint old, slim......and sure, no one likes me, lets go with that. 🙄

Wålshy Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My brother's gonna go get a haircut.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can make fun of him

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by Wålshy
you can make fun of him

He looks waaaaaaaaaay cooler without the haircut.

Wålshy Restricted

he might look better with the haircut, you dunno yet do you

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wow. I find that actually awesome. I tried and tried. I was told that if I could jump up and grab the rim with both hands at the same time, I could dunk with one hand. I worked my way up to two hands...but I STILL could not dunk. 🙁

Now I'm so much bigger that I would be lucky to grab the rim with one hand. 🙁

fvck slam dunking, you wanna get better? go to some ghetto park where the players are ALOT better than you. do this once or twice a week, and, before you know it, they will only be A LITTLE better than you, and you will pwn your white friends. 😛

I wore those funky platform workout shoes for a year before I could touch the rim. that, and I weighed 170. 😛

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fvck slam dunking, you wanna get better? go to some ghetto park where the players are ALOT better than you. do this once or twice a week, and, before you know it, they will only be A LITTLE better than you, and you will pwn your white friends. 😛

That is VERY true. The same rules apply to Chess, Halo 3, etc.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wore those funky platform workout shoes for a year before I could touch the rim. that, and I weighed 170. 😛

That is about what I weighed when I could grab the rim with both hands. ✅

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
That is VERY true. The same rules apply to Chess, Halo 3, etc.

That is about what I weighed when I could grab the rim with both hands. ✅

It pays off playing with people better than you, whether its B ball, chees, or video games. ✅

I stopped slam dunking the first time I was fouled in a church league. I came down and sprained my ankle.... 🙁

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I stopped slam dunking the first time I was fouled in a church league. I came down and sprained my ankle.... 🙁

I can only imagine. Its a longer drop for us non six foot sixers.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
I can only imagine. Its a longer drop for us non six foot sixers.
turns out I would have been better off breaking my foot, I tore ligaments...

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Run rabbit run.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I wore panty hose once on a dare.

Wålshy Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wore panty hose once on a dare.
😆

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I cant turn down dares.

Wålshy Restricted

i dare you to masturbate in a hat and ask people to wear it and youtube it all 😐

Rogue Jedi Restricted

depends on WHO dares me. you aint got the magic.