tell the truth about your self...

Started by Selphie4,912 pages
Originally posted by Ax3l
Was it the bowling ball grip? awesome

Lulz!

No. But you're sort of on the right track.

Originally posted by Selphie
Lulz!

No. But you're sort of on the right track.

I watched a video on how to hit the g-spot and they used the bowling ball grip. 131

Couldn't watch it all because of the sound it made. I was laughing my balls off. After ejaculating, of course.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I watched a video on how to hit the g-spot and they used the bowling ball grip. 131

Couldn't watch it all because of the sound it made. I was laughing my balls off. After ejaculating, of course.

The sound IT made? haermm

Nice.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
what?

You'll find out soon...

I hate to wait!!

Originally posted by Selphie
The sound IT made? haermm

Nice.

The sound the fingers made inside the vagoo. It was like if you stuck your fingers inside a cup of goo and sloshed it about. biscuits

Originally posted by Ax3l
The sound the fingers made inside the vagoo. It was like if you stuck your fingers inside a cup of goo and sloshed it about. biscuits

She was probably pretty wet biscuits

I would assume so. biscuits

That makes me wanna go masturbate again. biscuits

I can help. I've learned things. biscuits

"I'd like to see the dark side of her moon. Amirite?"

Oh I bet you've learned a lot of things biscuits

I wouldn't say "a lot". biscuits

I guess I wouldn't either biscuits

I want some breakkie.

sneaky2 None for Axel.

oh

How dare you deny me.

yawn

WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY!?

STRIP!

Fiiiiiiine. Meet me in the backroom.

But bring a stick. You might have to poke me to keep me awake.

No way would you fall asleep. Not with all the donkey punches.