tell the truth about your self...

Started by Ax3l4,912 pages

I've gotta leave for work at 1:45 to get there by 3.

I just need to make it to Wednesday.

Maybe I'll take up Transcendental Meditation.

Woke up "early" today.

It's about time I get ready for work. I just can't get the motivation to

I'm bored, playing a game, anticipating getting my fat arse up and getting something to eat.

I've been swearing a lot more lately. barker

I had a crazy dream where I fell off the top of a building. Then, this lady came over to me. She was a paramedic of some sort. She goes "Are you alright?" I say "I'm fine. But I can't really breath...No...It's harder for me to breath". Then I start to freak out. She says "You've got a punctured lung. Let me fix it". So, to fix it, she takes the lung out. But it wasn't my lung. She accidentally took out a piece of garlic bread. Which I continued to eat as she checked on my supposed "Lung". Then she realized that it was garlic bread and she got really bummed. Then I woke up.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I had a crazy dream where I fell off the top of a building. Then, this lady came over to me. She was a paramedic of some sort. She goes "Are you alright?" I say "I'm fine. But I can't really breath...No...It's harder for me to breath". Then I start to freak out. She says "You've got a punctured lung. Let me fix it". So, to fix it, she takes the lung out. But it wasn't my lung. She accidentally took out a piece of garlic bread. Which I continued to eat as she checked on my supposed "Lung". Then she realized that it was garlic bread and she got really bummed. Then I woke up.
haermm cosmic. shock

my whole body hurts

i am home

Originally posted by Ax3l
I had a crazy dream where I fell off the top of a building. Then, this lady came over to me. She was a paramedic of some sort. She goes "Are you alright?" I say "I'm fine. But I can't really breath...No...It's harder for me to breath". Then I start to freak out. She says "You've got a punctured lung. Let me fix it". So, to fix it, she takes the lung out. But it wasn't my lung. She accidentally took out a piece of garlic bread. Which I continued to eat as she checked on my supposed "Lung". Then she realized that it was garlic bread and she got really bummed. Then I woke up.

crylaugh

Tomorrow worries me, though it has never been under my control.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've been swearing a lot more lately. barker

me too, my dad told me "You swear too much when you're drinking" mmm

I replied "No I ****ing don't, you're ****ing crazy!" haermm

ugh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
me too, my dad told me "You swear too much when you're drinking" mmm

I replied "No I ****ing don't, you're ****ing crazy!" haermm

haermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
I had a crazy dream where I fell off the top of a building. Then, this lady came over to me. She was a paramedic of some sort. She goes "Are you alright?" I say "I'm fine. But I can't really breath...No...It's harder for me to breath". Then I start to freak out. She says "You've got a punctured lung. Let me fix it". So, to fix it, she takes the lung out. But it wasn't my lung. She accidentally took out a piece of garlic bread. Which I continued to eat as she checked on my supposed "Lung". Then she realized that it was garlic bread and she got really bummed. Then I woke up.

shock crylaugh

Originally posted by Mairuzu
ugh

ugh what? mmm

wasn't directed to you figgums im just bored at work

Originally posted by Mairuzu
wasn't directed to you figgums im just bored at work

oh okays 😊

yeehaw