tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You want me to chop your d*ck off?

Hm...first time I've ever heard that from a guy.

Okay, here goes!

*Raises axe*

When you're done and I still have a penis, I will laugh at you for your internet pretendies.

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you're done and I still have a penis, I will laugh at you for your internet pretendies.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well if you think I'm pretendies then I suggest you look in your pants, son.

also...I don't ever remember you complaining about the size except when you were gargling and gagging on my weeeeeeeenar. 313

My roommate is an inconsiderate ****. mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My roommate is an inconsiderate ****. mmm

Kill her with fire. hmm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Kill her with fire. hmm

Edit: And I guess I'll go to bed since she turned off all the ****ing lights so I can't study.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I might. mmm

Edit: And I guess I'll go to bed since she turned off all the ****ing lights so I can't study.

Napalm might work. hmm Or at the least some styrofoam and gasoline mixed with an open flame.

I'm awake and it's still am hours shock

took a nice bath

yeah ...

morning

watching tv

fap.

I want it to be the weekend already disgust

I'm ****ing hungry. mmm

getting ready to work out

Learning more about Laminectomies...

I have a mouth ulcer and it really really hurts 👇

just finished working out

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have a mouth ulcer and it really really hurts 👇

Originally posted by FoxMeister
OMG Me too we should make a scrap book coot

Stop trying to be me! uhuh