tell the truth about your self...

Started by Röland4,912 pages

Originally posted by Mairuzu
lol

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i talk about sex a lot

I just got my first checkbook.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I just got my first checkbook.
cheque book?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
cheque book?

Checkbook.

mmm

Ugh..

My very first job in my life will be 3rd shift but at least it'll be decent pay. It's gonna be tough.

i thought you were a hooker?

I'll have to quit that.
I'll get payed better at this job.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ugh..

My very first job in my life will be 3rd shift but at least it'll be decent pay. It's gonna be tough.


Night shift?

Originally posted by Röland
Night shift?

Yep. 11pm to 7am.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yep. 11pm to 7am.

Ouch, what's your job?

Prostitute?

Originally posted by Röland
Ouch, what's your job?

I'll be working at American Greetings.
Originally posted by Ax3l
Prostitute?

I told you, not anymore!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll be working at American Greetings.

Aren't they a card company?

Originally posted by Röland
Aren't they a card company?

Yes ma'am they are.

I slept so long today that my family thought I O.D.'ed from my meds, so they came in my room and woke me up to be sure I wasn't dead.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I slept so long today that my family thought I O.D.'ed from my meds, so they came in my room and woke me up to be sure I wasn't dead.

Did you tell them the true story? (That you just had a long night with me).

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Did you tell them the true story? (That you just had a long night with me).

No, I lied and said I've been catching up on sleep I missed this past week from the pain I've been in.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
No, I lied and said I've been catching up on sleep I missed this past week from the pain I've been in.

You're not supposed to lie, damn it! 😠

Lol.