watched the tracy fragments and rewatched requim for a dream today. also finished watching the entire third season of supernatural on dvd. still got blood will tell/no country for old me/into the wild/dark city/the entire 5th season of one tree hill and the entire 5th season of the L word on dvd. plus i have a my physics A level tomorrow, followed by two bilogy A levels. hmmm, lots to do, n here i am watching jennifer connely interviews on youtube and listening to ambient tracks from tomb raider osts. 🙂 , well all that on top of beeing near the brink of death. plus lotsa black instant coffy.
Let's see:
-I'm homosexually challenged.
-I'm political correctness challenged.
-I fooled the government into thinking I'm a ree-tardd, so now I get free money, a free apartment, I don't pay any rent, etc and all I have to do is eat and sit in front of the computer and be offensive on various message boards and forums. It's pretty cool.
-I was the first person among my siblings to finish a high school education and also to get higher education (a basic job skills training course...but I've heard that even having some qualifications like that will greatly boost your chances of finding employment). Even in spite of being the youngest.
-In the past I have sometimes known how to disengage my lower jaw, but that can be a problem because in high school I had lockjaw for about a week.
-I am capable of casually flexing my thumbs out of their sockets.
-I have mildly unusual articulation, such as moving my nostrils and ears.
-I am considered to be of mildly above-average size, at 6'1 and somewhere over 200 lbs.
-Technically I'm a bastard, as my parents weren't married when I was born (goddamned hippies).
-The furthest I've ever traveled from Vancouver was Toronto (or somewhere in Ontario, I can't remember which place was the furthest).
-Although I like beer, my favorite alcoholic drink is a lime margarita.
-After some thought, I would have to say that my favorite food is a steak from a fancy restaurant (I've only eaten at one fancy restaurant in my life and only on two occasions. But it was the best steak I've ever had).
-I can warn you ahead of time that no matter what happens you must never go to Toronto. It's absolutely no exaggeration or rip-off to say that you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I guess that's it.
Originally posted by UKRhaermm
Let's see:
-I'm homosexually challenged.
-I'm political correctness challenged.
-I fooled the government into thinking I'm a ree-tardd, so now I get free money, a free apartment, I don't pay any rent, etc and all I have to do is eat and sit in front of the computer and be offensive on various message boards and forums. It's pretty cool.
-I was the first person among my siblings to finish a high school education and also to get higher education (a basic job skills training course...but I've heard that even having some qualifications like that will greatly boost your chances of finding employment). Even in spite of being the youngest.
-In the past I have sometimes known how to disengage my lower jaw, but that can be a problem because in high school I had lockjaw for about a week.
-I am capable of casually flexing my thumbs out of their sockets.
-I have mildly unusual articulation, such as moving my nostrils and ears.
-I am considered to be of mildly above-average size, at 6'1 and somewhere over 200 lbs.
-Technically I'm a bastard, as my parents weren't married when I was born (goddamned hippies).
-The furthest I've ever traveled from Vancouver was Toronto (or somewhere in Ontario, I can't remember which place was the furthest).
-Although I like beer, my favorite alcoholic drink is a lime margarita.
-After some thought, I would have to say that my favorite food is a steak from a fancy restaurant (I've only eaten at one fancy restaurant in my life and only on two occasions. But it was the best steak I've ever had).
-I can warn you ahead of time that no matter what happens you must never go to Toronto. It's absolutely no exaggeration or rip-off to say that you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.I guess that's it.
how did you fool the government into thinking you're a retard? i might give that a go... hmm
Originally posted by UKR
Let's see:
-I'm homosexually challenged.
-I'm political correctness challenged.
-I fooled the government into thinking I'm a ree-tardd, so now I get free money, a free apartment, I don't pay any rent, etc and all I have to do is eat and sit in front of the computer and be offensive on various message boards and forums. It's pretty cool.
-I was the first person among my siblings to finish a high school education and also to get higher education (a basic job skills training course...but I've heard that even having some qualifications like that will greatly boost your chances of finding employment). Even in spite of being the youngest.
-In the past I have sometimes known how to disengage my lower jaw, but that can be a problem because in high school I had lockjaw for about a week.
-I am capable of casually flexing my thumbs out of their sockets.
-I have mildly unusual articulation, such as moving my nostrils and ears.
-I am considered to be of mildly above-average size, at 6'1 and somewhere over 200 lbs.
-Technically I'm a bastard, as my parents weren't married when I was born (goddamned hippies).
-The furthest I've ever traveled from Vancouver was Toronto (or somewhere in Ontario, I can't remember which place was the furthest).
-Although I like beer, my favorite alcoholic drink is a lime margarita.
-After some thought, I would have to say that my favorite food is a steak from a fancy restaurant (I've only eaten at one fancy restaurant in my life and only on two occasions. But it was the best steak I've ever had).
-I can warn you ahead of time that no matter what happens you must never go to Toronto. It's absolutely no exaggeration or rip-off to say that you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.I guess that's it.
now if only you were unconventianally attractive and reasonably slim, you could a: become the nest tarantino b: become the male maggie gyllanhal.
also, i think you are judging toronto by the reletive peace of the place in canada where you live. visit sumthing like detroit or new york or vegas, theyd tell you what pits of villiany look like.