tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Who wants to live to be 90 years old and poopin' in adult diapers?

Hell yeah.

I want some young girl wiping my ass.

I've got a nice sized blister on my arm from my friend burning me today, the f*cker.

😊 I'm playing Mario Kart: Double Dash.

I sure do make a good cup o' coffee

this ****ing caffeine needs to kick in

my elbow still frickin hurts

need more coffee, gonna get more

I'm watching Home Improvement.

My dog's trying to get on the love seat with my cat! 😱

Originally posted by Selphie
My dog's trying to get on the love seat with my cat! 😱

They must be lovahs!

I am sooooooooooooo confused

Originally posted by Phucked Up
They must be lovahs!

Right when my dog hopped up on the couch, my cat was like "I'm outta here, byatch" and left my poor dog alone. 🙁 Oh well.

Originally posted by Selphie
Right when my dog hopped up on the couch, my cat was like "I'm outta here, byatch" and left my poor dog alone. 🙁 Oh well.

Jilted lovahs. awesome

Sometimes I masturbate to music instead of porn.

I am losing my sanity

I usually fall asleep listening to podcasts rather than music.

Currently, I'm listening to Japanese music.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I am losing my sanity

Well, at least you aren't losing your sweetness. 😄

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Currently, I'm listening to Japanese music.

Well, at least you aren't losing your sweetness. 😄

I could always get some from you if I did

My mom gave me email address out to a guy I dunno. hmm

My mom gave me her MySpace login today so I could fix her layout.