tell the truth about your self...

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My mom is giving me $40.

I can't really be bothered getting out of bed to pee, but alas, I will.

Originally posted by chillybanana
I can't really be bothered getting out of bed to pee, but alas, I will.
Well....you don't have to get out of bed to pee...

😖hifty:

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well....you don't have to get out of bed to pee...

😖hifty:

Too bad I never thought of this before I did get out of bed 🙁

back from lunch

Originally posted by chillybanana
Too bad I never thought of this before I did get out of bed 🙁

Next time, pee in your bed, record it, post it. Then we're all happy.

😐

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Next time, pee in your bed, record it, post it. Then we're all happy.

😐

My bed won't be ermm

I went and saw my mother at her work.

last break

Sent a text and an e card.

Tsk, I wanna take a nap, but my friends are over. I should kick them out mmm

Originally posted by Selphie
Tsk, I wanna take a nap, but my friends are over. I should kick them out mmm
I read that as "I should lick them out" 😬

relaxing and smiled all day

i worked all day in 95 degree heat ermm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I read that as "I should lick them out" 😬

Lulz, that'd be hawt if they were hawt

I've been remembering all my dreams lately.

I JUST SNEEZED!! ha-son

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I JUST SNEEZED!! ha-son

OHMYBLESSYOU! ha-son

Just made this smiley: fastpunk