tell the truth about your self...

I am the drunk.

drunk enough to be taken advantage of? mmm

At all times, I am.

you weren't really asleep all those times? shock

smiling

I wish she'd sign on before I go to bed.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I wish she'd sign on before I go to bed.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm right here, dollface

You have a vagina now?

Sadly, yes.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Sadly, yes.

Oh, that's cool.

Have you figured out how many quarters you can stuff up there yet? mmm

42

Dollars worth.

I just saw some big ole bewbs ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just saw some big ole bewbs ✅

...tell us more.

...and...

Pics, or it didn't happen. 313

Originally posted by dadudemon
...tell us more.

...and...

Pics, or it didn't happen. 313

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dude she left 😆 TOTALLY caught me looking though. 😮

You should have said, "sorry, but you are so beautiful and you have a body that appears to be sculpted by the gods themselves. Please forgive my being weak."

Originally posted by dadudemon
You should have said, "sorry, but you are so beautiful and you have a body that appears to be sculpted by the gods themselves. Please forgive my being weak."

Then her hubby walked in 😂

I'm eating some cereal at the moment.

Had a nice day out with my family.

Listening to ZZ Topp.

will start laundry