tell the truth about your self...

Started by Selphie4,912 pages
Originally posted by Scythe
When she says something, whether it's sexual or not, agree with her by saying: "I know huh?!" Then she'll put things together little by little and maybe think you're dating him too, teehee.

He's 54, totally hot, right? I know!

Originally posted by Selphie
He's 54, totally hot, right? I know!

I didn't say it had to be hot.

THANKS FOR GOING ALL SERIOUS ON ME, YA STUPID JACKASS, GODDAMN I HATE YOU.

crylaugh

I'm drinking some apple juice.

someone just offered to send me a pic of the hard on they got from looking at my cleavage haermm2

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
someone just offered to send me a pic of the hard on they got from looking at my cleavage haermm2
Ax3l?

making pizzzzzza.

Originally posted by mitchum
Ax3l?

No crylaugh

I bit my ****ing tongue **** **** **** it ****ing hurts.....

Just made my fiancee drool.

Originally posted by Selphie
THANKS FOR GOING ALL SERIOUS ON ME, YA STUPID JACKASS, GODDAMN I HATE YOU.

YOO DUNT RUV MEH!

I wouldn't be surprised if it rains today.

I feel like dropkicking stuff for the hell of it.

I just gobbled down an apple.

I am a shark at monopoly.

i'm broke but i'm happy! 😊

Im in melancholic state.

left and right sock haermm

at the center of yours....