tell the truth about your self...

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gettin my hair cut tomorrow

I need a haircut

i have a headache

I just saw sumthin finny.

Watching Burn Notice.

I'm smiling ear to ear.

I just had a drink of water

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I just had a drink of water
WHO GIVES A SHIT

on the cell

when my dishes were dirty, I got cascade, and when the weather was hot I got a spot in the shade.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

😐

I'm stressed about tonight but also really looking forward to it 😊

I dont really believe this, but I read it and couldnt help laughing haermm

The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

I'm bored.

Me too solvee......tic tac toe?

Not yet Leprechaun. I might fall asleep soon.

Taller than you haermm

I'm talking about your MSN name. 😂

I know.......tic tac toe?

That rhymes. hmm