I may not look like much, but I'm great at mime. I go up to bald people at funerals and say I’m sorry for your loss. I laugh when people stand too close to puddles and trucks come by. I don’t honk to support anything. I don’t give money to beggars unless their signs make me laugh. I don’t get out of bed before noon on a good day. I stand in line at movie theatres and ruin the endings for strangers. I talk on my cell phone really loud when I’m in public. And sometimes I wish vampires really did exist, and that they preyed on the stupid, because admit it, we’ve all looked around at least once in our life and thought how much better we’d be off without some of the idiots out there. I don't do phone sex, I think it cheapens things. But hey, you can be sure I'm always honest.
Oh and I like really bad movies most of the time.
haermm