tell the truth about your self...

Started by BruceSkywalker4,912 pages

Looking forward to going to an Italian restaurant for dinner

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm sure he knows I like him, don't know if he knows how much.

I don't know if she knows.
She probably just thinks my flirting is a bit of fun, because I'm a flirty person anyways and flirt with everyone, her included.

No, never would.
Neither of us would ever do that.

Tell you what, since I'm such a benign and caring person and you're such a good friend to your friend, I'll have sex with you and you can call me his name, maybe help you with your attachment.

EG, "Oh, [name], **** me harder, harder. Now put it in my ass and call me a dirty whore, [name]. Yeah [name], just like that, harder, [name], **** me like you own it, **** me like a black-guy [name]!"

Originally posted by Robtard
Tell you what, since I'm such a benign and caring person and you're such a good friend to your friend, I'll have sex with you and you can call me his name, maybe help you with your attachment.

EG, "Oh, [name], **** me harder, harder. Now put it in my ass and call me a dirty whore, [name]. Yeah [name], just like that, harder, [name], **** me like you own it, **** me like a black-guy [name]!"

Leave out the "put it in my ass" bit and you've got yourself a deal.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Leave out the "put it in my ass" bit and you've got yourself a deal.

🙁, but you got a deal, Missy!

Originally posted by Robtard
🙁, but you got a deal, Missy!

don't you mean.. 'you dirty whore' 131

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
don't you mean.. 'you dirty whore' 131

I like your style.

I hate it when it's hot

I need a new sig

talking with a special lady right now

getting ready to go out

ready for the *gulp* reunion
just waiting for the rest of the clan to get ready

reading

laughin my ass off at Dana Carvey laughcry

watching Babylon A.D., horrible film

2 of my mates are hiring out my fave club for their birthdays because I suggested they do a joint thing.

Got the event invite, I can't ****ing wait hy

Zoolander 😱

channel surfing

I dunno anymore.

watching dodgers/angels baseball game

I'm having severe tummy pain.