tell the truth about your self...

I got really dizzy earlier and felt like I was going to pass out.

cooking dinner right now, talking on msn

3:33am.. home.. drunk.. ****in excellent night.

I dont give a flying **** about anything anymore, why should I try?

i dont give a flying **** about Michael Jackson.

😂

I love that I earn so much in my job that I don't have to worry about getting cabs home anymore.

means I can stay out later.

my vision is so ****ing blurry right now. I feel like slipping into unconsciousness.

I've been making fun of Michael Jackson the past couple days.

Im so ****ing sick of hearing about him.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Im so ****ing sick of hearing about him.

Since MJ is 99% plastic, I heard they are going to melt him down and make LEGO bricks out of him. This way children can play with him for a change.

I got a text from my bro about wacko jacko at around midnight.. ****ing woke me up..

something like "Jacksons finally reached his goal to make him white as a ghost" or something.. awehuhs

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Since MJ is 99% plastic, I heard they are going to melt him down and make LEGO bricks out of him. This way children can play with him for a change.

Oooooh, this gave me a good chuckle.

Alphabetti spaghetti

When Farrah Fawcet died, she went to heaven and met God.

God told her that she had been a kind soul and deserved one wish of her choice.

She wished that all the children of the world would be safe.

Michael Jackson died.

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Since MJ is 99% plastic, I heard they are going to melt him down and make LEGO bricks out of him. This way children can play with him for a change.

that text arrived at my work around 9:30am today.

along with about 20 others.. everyone's phones were just bleeping all morning!

my favourite part of tonight was having Darren's arms wrapped around me while we were sitting on the bench outside blush2

looks like CPR wasnt was easy as ABC

im in such an angry mood right now i just want to fight someone

There was almost a fight at the pub tonight.

But I threatened one of the guys involved and so he backed down..

surprised even me haermm