tell the truth about your self...

watching dodgers/padres

watching man to man porn

I just spent a very long time masturbating.

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I just spent a very long time masturbating.

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I wish I knew how to make things better.

I have class today at 1.

My manager is on holiday.. and I've been left to do her job because everyone is busy with other things.. so basically I've gone from admin to manager in 3 weeks haermm

I'm now in charge of 5 other people for the week awecool

Who'd you suck off to get that?

Originally posted by Röland
Who'd you suck off to get that?

I actually have skills.. not like you who will only move up by giving your boss BJ's uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I actually have skills.. not like you who will only move up by giving your boss BJ's uhuh

Originally posted by Röland
Nah, I'll get promoted because I do such a good job. stoned

Lies stoned

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Lies stoned

Originally posted by Röland
Truth. stoned

We'll see stoned

I have to go visit my grandfather today.

Wish I would've won Michael Jackson Memorial tickets. Sell that shit on ebay for thousands.

Got caught in a downpour today, looked like a drowned rat.

I rang home when I got off the bus to say I was getting drenched and would be home shortly and when I got round the corner my dad was walking towards me with his golf umbrella 😂

It was pretty much too late for it but it was still a nice gesture 😊

on break and online

saw an ex of mine today, he was at my bus stop.

I saw him look up and see me, then he did a double take.

I acted natural and pretended I hadn't recognised him.

what a dick